Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Friend,
Billy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is Peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead..
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays. I bet you're gay. I'll set you up with a Barbie.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face When riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I Spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE could I have one?
Love,
Timmy
Dear Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky
Dear Mark,
First stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet dreams,
Santa
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dear cenni,
all i ever want you to give me is a little sister. faster go make one with papa x!
love,
ur dotter
Dear Pinkie,
Your papa x is away in porn-land Japan, can you wait at total 11 months ( include 9 months of normal pregnancy ) ?
If you can't really wait, then find your mama someone who looks like him, talks like him, and does the thing, like him. So that your granny won't think I'm screwing behind, plus I get to have the inheritance.
Love,
soon-to-be-dry Mama
dear soon-to-be-dry mama,
no worry! i have sent hundreds of applications to findurlookalike.com and yourtwin.net. i bet we can find someone soon (or maybe even BETTER) real soon.
after all, 'we have yet to fail' is the former company's motto so it is not impossible mama!
love,
your patient dotter
Dear kenot-wait-to-torture-new-sister/brother Pinkie,
All those education fund I spent on you is worth every penny so far.
PS: Let this between you and me only. Do not let papa x knows. Later he will force me to spit water again. Sigh.
Love,
oh-I-can't-wait-to-see-all-the-applicants Mama
i'm speechless....just wanna comment so there~
dear oh-I-can't-wait-to-see-all-the-
applicants Mama,
yes we can just wait for the applicants.
PS: no worries. your secret is safe with me mama. anyway papa is busy getting a girl to pee on him in japan. so it is not like you cheating on him also. :D
love,
i-swear-i-will-treat-my-sister-
nicely dotter.
Dear Cen,
I am in the mood of giving this year :), lets do our dotter a favor...if you get what i mean
wink wink...:P
Love
X
PS: When yo are ready to go , please put on the school girl uniform ...:P
remember to put your green socko on too :P
Dear bermatapanda,
I want to see how pendekar wanita looks like when she bermata panda.
I hope i'm not asking too much. Oh oh, can i see cen put on that school girl uniform standing next to pinki who is peeing x.
Kif, I hv no idea you are kinky. *rolls her eyes*
And pinkie, it is not nice addressing your mama by her name =__=
Dear mama,
THat should be it
*spanks*
go fix it!
Dear papa x,
Awww this should be our lil dirty escapade. Don't throw it all to public la.
Love,
mama (san?)
HAHAHHAHAHA shites...
Dear grammy bermata panda,
I just want to ask for financial freedom and unlimited cash flow to my bank account wukakakakaka....
love,
the broke woman residing in KL
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